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My Therapist Knows All Your Names funny therapy shirt - hand-drawn design - Self-Care Shirts

My Therapist Knows All Your Names Shirt

Regular price $34.99
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  • Drawn by one person — me, Alyssa. Every line and letter is mine
  • Printed on demand in the USA with eco-friendly inks
  • 60-day free returns, because sizing is a guess sometimes
  • Every order supports the 988 Lifeline and The Trevor Project
About this design

Every single one of them. This hand-drawn bestselling tee is for everyone who has given their therapist a very full cast of characters to work with — funny, relatable, and deeply satisfying for anyone who has vented their way through a whole session. Bella + Canvas 3001, 100% ring-spun cotton, soft unisex fit, printed in the USA. Every order supports the 988 Lifeline and The Trevor Project.

Fit, fabric and care

Unisex fit, so it runs true to size for men and a little relaxed for women. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, stay where you are for relaxed. 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, preshrunk. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and it will stay soft for years.

Shipping and returns

Free shipping on US orders over $50. Made to order, so allow two to five business days before it ships. 60-day free returns — if it is not right, I will make it right.

Every order supports the 988 Lifeline and The Trevor Project. $3,394 donated so far.

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