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I Can't Even Think Straight funny LGBTQ Pride mental health shirt - colorful hand-drawn design - Self-Care Shirts

I Can't Even Think Straight Shirt

Regular price $34
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Get this design as 3 formats available
  • Drawn by one person — me, Alyssa. Every line and letter is mine
  • Printed on demand in the USA with eco-friendly inks
  • 60-day returns, because sizing is a guess sometimes Read the returns policy
  • Every order supports the 988 Lifeline and The Trevor Project
About this design

I can't even think straight — and that's the whole point. This hand-drawn LGBTQ pride tee is funny, soft, and made for everyone who is done pretending. Bold colors, bolder message. Bella + Canvas 3001, 100% ring-spun cotton, soft unisex fit, printed in the USA. Every order supports the 988 Lifeline and The Trevor Project.

Fit, fabric and care

Unisex fit, so it runs true to size for men and a little relaxed for women. Between sizes? Size down for fitted, stay where you are for relaxed. 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, preshrunk. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and it will stay soft for years.

Shipping and returns

$3 standard shipping in the US, free on orders over $50. Made to order, so allow two to five business days before it ships. 60-day free returns on unworn items — if it is not right, I will make it right.

Every order supports the 988 Lifeline and The Trevor Project. $3,569 donated so far.

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