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Funny Sleep Shirts

Funny sleep shirts for people whose favorite hobby is being horizontal. Hand-drawn tees, sweatshirts, and hoodies celebrating naps, sleeping in, and rest as the radical self-care it is, from Nap Queen to sleeping being your favorite form of self-care and avoidance. Unisex sizing, printed in the USA. Every order supports the 988 Lifeline and The Trevor Project.

7 designsEvery order supports the 988 Lifeline and The Trevor Project

7 products

Nap Queen funny self-care mental health shirt - hand-drawn design - Self-Care Shirts

Nap Queen Shirt

$34
Nap Queen funny self-care mental health sweatshirt - hand-drawn design - Self-Care Shirts

Nap Queen Sweatshirt

$44
Sleeping Is My Favorite Form of Self - Care and Avoidance Shirt - Self - Care Shirts

Sleeping Is My Favorite Form of Self-Care and Avoidance Shirt

$34
Sleeping Is My Favorite Form of Self - Care and Avoidance Sweatshirt - Self - Care Shirts

Sleeping Is My Favorite Form of Self-Care and Avoidance Sweatshirt

$44
Nap Queen funny self-care mental health hoodie - hand-drawn design - Self-Care Shirts

Nap Queen Hoodie

$54
Self-Care Sleep unicorn mental health sweatshirt - hand-drawn whimsical design - Self-Care Shirts

Self-Care Sleep Sweatshirt

$44
Self-Care Sleep unicorn mental health shirt - hand-drawn whimsical design - Self-Care Shirts

Self-Care Sleep Shirt

$34

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When your brain won't quitFor anxious humans Rest is productiveFor the burnt out Naming it is step oneFor the newly diagnosed One day at a timeFor someone in recovery Grief and hard anniversariesFor heavy seasons Gallows humor countsFor when you need to laugh Two minutes, one shirtNot sure? Take the quiz

About this collection

Every design in this collection started as something I said to myself on a hard day. Some are funny, some are gentle, and a few are the blunt thing nobody says out loud in a waiting room. They're for therapy-goers, overthinkers, cycle breakers, and the people who love them.

What sizes do these shirts come in?

Unisex XS through 5XL, depending on the design. If you're between sizes, size down for a fitted look or stay for relaxed. Every product page lists its own size run.

What are the shirts made of?

100% ring-spun cotton, mid-weight and pre-shrunk, printed on demand in the USA with eco-friendly inks. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low.

Can I get the same design as a sweatshirt, hoodie, or sticker?

Usually yes. Most designs come in several formats, and the buttons near the top of each product page show exactly which ones are available for that design.

What is your return policy?

60-day free returns. Sizing from a screen is a guess, so if it isn't right I'll make it right.

Where does the donation go?

Every order supports the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline and The Trevor Project. I donate monthly and post the running total.

Not here to buy? That's genuinely fine.

Printables, a coloring app, a daily check-in and three calm videos. No email required.

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