I Can't Even Think Straight Shirt
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Self-Aware and Slightly Unhinged Sweatshirt
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Overthinking Is My Superpower Shirt
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You're So Funny, Thanks, It's All the Trauma Sweatshirt
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Any Room Can Be a Panic Room Shirt
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I Came, I Saw, I Had Anxiety, I Left Shirt
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Hot Girls Take Their Meds Shirt
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I Don't Struggle With Anxiety Sweatshirt
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My Anxiety Has Anxiety Shirt
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I Can't Even Think Straight Sweatshirt
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Therapy Is Expensive but So Am I Shirt
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Hot Girls Take Their Meds Sweatshirt
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I Asked Myself If I'm Okay and We Both Started Laughing Shirt
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Any Room Can Be a Panic Room Sweatshirt
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I Have Childhood Trauma (This Claim Is Disputed by My Parents) Shirt
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Trauma Queen Shirt
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Therapy Is Expensive but So Am I Sweatshirt
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Got Trauma? Sweatshirt
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Sleeping Is My Favorite Form of Self-Care and Avoidance Shirt
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Got Trauma? (Small) Embroidered Shirt
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I Have Childhood Trauma (This Claim Is Disputed by My Parents) Embroidered Sweatshirt
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Trauma Queen Sweatshirt
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Therapy Is My Happy Hour Sweatshirt
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Therapy Is My Happy Hour Shirt
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Or shop by how you're feeling
Nobody comes here for a t-shirt. They come for a sentence that fits the week they're having.
About this collection
Every design in this collection started as something I said to myself on a hard day. Some are funny, some are gentle, and a few are the blunt thing nobody says out loud in a waiting room. They're for therapy-goers, overthinkers, cycle breakers, and the people who love them.
What sizes do these shirts come in?
Unisex XS through 5XL, depending on the design. If you're between sizes, size down for a fitted look or stay for relaxed. Every product page lists its own size run.
What are the shirts made of?
100% ring-spun cotton, mid-weight and pre-shrunk, printed on demand in the USA with eco-friendly inks. Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low.
Can I get the same design as a sweatshirt, hoodie, or sticker?
Usually yes. Most designs come in several formats, and the buttons near the top of each product page show exactly which ones are available for that design.
What is your return policy?
60-day free returns. Sizing from a screen is a guess, so if it isn't right I'll make it right.
Where does the donation go?
Every order supports the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline and The Trevor Project. I donate monthly and post the running total.
Not here to buy? That's genuinely fine.
Printables, a coloring app, a daily check-in and three calm videos. No email required.