99 Problems From Childhood Shirt

I’ve got 99 problems—and yep, childhood caused every one. Wear this neon throwback graphic to normalize therapy, trauma chats, and gallows humor in one bold swoop.
• Fabric: Bella + Canvas 3001 jersey (4.2 oz) spun from 100 % Airlume ringspun cotton—lightweight, buttery soft, and ethically milled for guilt‑free comfort.
• Fit: Retail unisex cut with side seams that hold shape and a tear‑away neck label for itch‑free wear; reference the photo size chart for a spot‑on pick.
• Print Quality: Eco water‑based DTG inks sink magenta, teal, and electric yellow deep into fibers, delivering a retro‑marker look that stays vivid after 40 + washes—no cracking, no heavy plastisol feel.
• Processing & Origin: Each tee is printed‑to‑order in Georgia, USA, and ships in 2–3 business days via USPS with full tracking inside recyclable mailers.
• Care: Turn inside‑out, machine‑wash cold with mild detergent, skip bleach, tumble low or hang dry. Toss it on for group therapy, open‑mic night, or brunch with the family (if you dare) and own your origin story with a grin.